There is a public park nearby where I walk regularly. The main trail is a boardwalk through a forest thick with cypress knees and ponds. Some of the wood on the boardwalk was recently replaced, creating a series of canvases for a demented individual to express their deepest feelings.
I have taken it upon myself to document it as much as I can. Their brief but prolific career, which expands and shrinks daily thanks to the interference of an unknown third party, has distracted me from the park’s serenity and its assortment of adorable housed raptors.
The individual irresponsibly wielding the marker appears to be madly in love with a man. Since none of these scribbles seem to be from the man in question, I have removed his name to spare him. The name has been replaced with the nonsense word ‘Chungus’, a favorite of internet gaming personality Jim Sterling that just felt appropriate in this situation. Let’s learn about the strength of the author’s love for Chungus.
The author is also very religious and feels compelled to discuss the various super powers of God and Jesus to passersby.
As much as she loves Chungus, someone else seems to disagree. Another individual has been responding to these statements by accusing Chungus of being a less-than-stellar person. The original author seems to mark some of these antagonistic statements out. What you are seeing is an ongoing back and forth between what I assume are two women who are intimately familiar with the same Chungus.
Everything so far has just been a representative sampling. Here is the bulk of the graffiti for you to enjoy. No matter how pathetic you are it’s bound to make you feel better about yourself.
This is the current extent of the damage to this lovely park, not counting all of the individual instances of vandalism. I will be returning soon to document any further developments in the written record of Chungus and Sweetness. As of yet their scribbling has not defaced the raptor cages. I hope it stays that way.
If you’re feeling down, if you’re feeling like your life is a soggy stagnant pit of industrial waste, just remember that you are better than this person. This incredible dumdum diamond sits shining atop the highest tower of trash in the land. You can not touch their blazing incandescent ignorance. You always have that. God or Satan or sexually transmitted infections cannot take it from you.