Chungus Have STD: Chronicling a Public Park Graffiti Argument

There is a public park nearby where I walk regularly.  The main trail is a boardwalk through a forest thick with cypress knees and ponds.  Some of the wood on the boardwalk was recently replaced, creating a series of canvases for a demented individual to express their deepest feelings.

We will get a picture of the 'u' in question shortly
We will get a picture of the ‘u’ in question shortly.

I have taken it upon myself to document it as much as I can.  Their brief but prolific career, which expands and shrinks daily thanks to the interference of an unknown third party, has distracted me from the park’s serenity and its assortment of adorable housed raptors.

Her beliefs will also become clearer... and funnier.
Her beliefs will also become clearer… and funnier.

The individual irresponsibly wielding the marker appears to be madly in love with a man.  Since none of these scribbles seem to be from the man in question, I have removed his name to spare him.  The name has been replaced with the nonsense word ‘Chungus’, a favorite of internet gaming personality Jim Sterling that just felt appropriate in this situation.  Let’s learn about the strength of the author’s love for Chungus.725

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Aww Chungus so pweshous!

The author is also very religious and feels compelled to discuss the various super powers of God and Jesus to passersby.

Apparently she doesn't consider vandalism 'sowing bad'.
Apparently she doesn’t consider vandalism ‘sowing bad’.
With the power of her black marker she will relieve you of your gout and intestinal distress.
With the power of her black marker she will relieve you of your gout and intestinal distress.
I do not forgive her.
I do not forgive her.

As much as she loves Chungus, someone else seems to disagree.  Another individual has been responding to these statements by accusing Chungus of being a less-than-stellar person.  The original author seems to mark some of these antagonistic statements out.  What you are seeing is an ongoing back and forth between what I assume are two women who are intimately familiar with the same Chungus.

The following picture shows a statement with an arrow pointing to this statement.
The following picture shows a statement with an arrow pointing to this statement.
You may be able to make out the insult through the scribbling.
You may be able to make out the insult through the scribbling.
Here we are warned not to sleep with Chungus because of his STD(s).
Here we are warned not to sleep with Chungus because of his STD(s).
Once again we get a response with an arrow.
Once again we get a response with an arrow.
'U can have his nasty a**'
‘U can have his nasty a**’

Everything so far has just been a representative sampling.  Here is the bulk of the graffiti for you to enjoy.  No matter how pathetic you are it’s bound to make you feel better about yourself.

This is one of several scribbled-over messages.  Some of them I remember from before they were covered.
This is one of several scribbled-over messages. Some of them I remember from before they were covered.
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‘He got sexual transmitted’. That’s all they had to say.
but not for answered graffiti
but not for answered graffiti

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If you were already considering repenting, this will probably put you over the edge.
If you were already considering repenting, this will probably put you over the edge.
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This is one of a few written with a much smaller pen. Their content, and the fact that the marker often went over pen lines, more than suggests the same author.

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Here we have the graffiti that gave this chronicle its title.

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Before this one was blacked out it referred to Chungus as a ‘carrier’.
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I don’t remember this one’s content exactly; it might have had something to do with Satan.

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and heavy metal, buffalo sauce, tabloids, etc...
and heavy metal, buffalo sauce, tabloids, etc…
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sweeeeeeet Chungus
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What did Jesus get them as? Is he their secret Santa? If so, she probably needs a new marker by now Jesus.
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This one is lost to history. What a tragedy.

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Sadly grammar wasn’t there. He was lying dead in a pool of bile many miles away.
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Her words don’t really scream ‘deep’ to me.

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‘Satan got to flee!!’
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Is Satan attempting to rob her of her Chungus? Is his suggested sexually transmitted disease the culprit? Did the devil infect him with Hell herpes? we will never know.
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Did… did Chungus leave you? I can’t imagine why.

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Another arrow-bearing response followed this gem.
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What? You mean to tell me someone is lying? Consider me affronted!
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Good thing she added ‘not’ at the end. She really had me going there for a minute.

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I can do your doubting for you. In fact I’m doing it right now.

This one's a two-part statement.

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Not even the angels know… but the time is now. Okay.
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God or Satan hmmm…. Who gave you that marker? I’m rooting for the other one.

This is the current extent of the damage to this lovely park, not counting all of the individual instances of vandalism.  I will be returning soon to document any further developments in the written record of Chungus and Sweetness.  As of yet their scribbling has not defaced the raptor cages.  I hope it stays that way.

If you’re feeling down, if you’re feeling like your life is a soggy stagnant pit of industrial waste, just remember that you are better than this person.  This incredible dumdum diamond sits shining atop the highest tower of trash in the land.  You can not touch their blazing incandescent ignorance.  You always have that.  God or Satan or sexually transmitted infections cannot take it from you.

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