Trilt & Truggle
Designation: the TRILOBITE BEETLE cillimorphs
Group: SEGMENTED
Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET BOLDERO
Size: SMALL & MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: Trilt is a timid noodle of a thing, wriggling out of most situations and vanishing. As Truggle it is much larger and armored, wandering lazily without a care in the world. It can be ridden, its long floppy antennae used as reins.
This story takes place in our cillimorphs universe, the team of monster buddies and the broad strokes customized by Hadnto over on our interactive fiction writing Twitch stream. Head on over there and give it a follow if you want a team and a story of your very own!
Jimothee Jenkins Jukes Jungle Justice
by
Blaine Arcade
The planet Woodzy was not known for mysterious jungle islands that knocked you out of the sky and trapped you inside some kind of invisible force field, so one Jimothee Jenkins could be forgiven for not having his wits about him when it happened.
He was a cillikeeper, a coach of those profoundly silly creatures called cillimorphs, but some who knew him called him a drifter instead, while those who knew him best called him a bum. As far as he was concerned, a bum was the imago form of a cillikeeper, someone who had embraced the silly lifestyle so passionately that traditional employment looked like willingly taking on a chronic autoimmune disease. Continue reading
This story takes place in our cillimorphs universe, the team of monster buddies and the broad strokes customized by Screamingecho over on our interactive fiction writing Twitch stream. Head on over there and give it a follow if you want a team and a story of your very own!
Skipper Eden’s Big Break
by
Blaine Arcade
Cheerleaders are always in the wrong place. Somebody keeps putting them on the field, during the game, when they really belong in the preamble, in the lockers and dressing rooms, motivating the people who aren’t quite sure if they can get themselves out there and perform their best. Luckily for Skipper Eden, he had five incredible cheerleaders with him before he even entered Club Nosering:
In his particular future, on his particular planet, along with the other habitable worlds and realms, it helps in most situations to have cillimorph friends. Skipper was a cillikeeper in addition to an announcer (he’s getting to the announcer part), so had plenty such friends. His cheerleaders were his closest. And they were, in random order, just the way cillimorphs like it, a Tictuttle, a Mudaub, an Egvelope, a Rimeroot, and a Puckerluck. Continue reading
Oh man, these guys again? That’s the Brass Tacks Building Company. The cillikeeper life is really not about money, and that cheeses them off. Most people who are still obsessed with the stuff wind up working for this interplanetary mega-corporation.
It’s hard to exploit cillimorphs thanks to their extreme goofery, but Brass Tacks found a way. They make all their money with low bids on construction projects, then build everything out of super flimsy and hollow cells and crates. To stabilize them, they capture and trick cillimorphs into stuffing themselves inside, size and mass being more of a suggestion to them. That makes the buildings way more stable, with cillimorph flesh being great at shock absorption.
Of course, when they fail to fill their units or the morphs escape, things come tumbling down and the Tacks blame everyone else. They claim they don’t shove morphs in their goods at all, and leave them to dark claustrophobic misery for years at a time, but everybody knows their pants are on fire. They also have the nerve to claim cillimorphs just put themselves in there on their own, which only happens a tiny portion of the time with the dumbest ones.
Steer clear of these corn nuts, if you know what’s good for you and your morphs. You’ll know them by their colors, brown and brass, with the higher ranks adding red and extra dumb tiers to their tack-hats. Their clownfaces and noses are usually pretty drab, with it all just being a facade to lure in earnest cillimorphs who just want to play.
Widdlewaddle & Ornlitho
Designation: the ROCKHOPPER PENGUIN cillimorphs
Group: BIRDISH
Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET BOLDERO
Size: SMALL
Interesting Facts: Widdlewaddle’s carefully sculpted rock pants make its waddle extremely loud and destructive. It falls over a lot, then blames everyone else. Ornlitho is a powerful stomper, almost never letting go of its grip on its stomp-rocks. Its longest feathers grow down and conform to them to try and make you think they’re just part of the body. They’re not fooling anyone.
Thawtisaw & Puppentanz
Designation: the SHADOW & SHADOW PUPPET cillimorphs
Group: COLONIAL
Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & PLANET URBANIAK
Size: N/A
Interesting Facts: Thawtisaw hides in the shadows of other cillimorphs, but can break away when frightened and make off with their silhouette. It can borrow a wide variety of shadows, but when it matures it will mature into the silhouette of its currently borrowed shadow’s adult form. If you look closely, you can see the tendrils Puppentanz uses to control a shadow, which they can march right into daylight much more effectively than their juvenile stage can.
Hadroquack & Mallarballast
Designation: the HADROSAUR cillimorphs
Group: REPTOPHIBIAN
Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET SPLISHY
Size: SMALL & MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: Hadroquack looks very birdish, but its scaly skin and more reptilian maturation give away its true categorization. Mallarballast’s yellow nodules are extremely buoyant, making it ideal to ride across calm bodies of water.
Lattart & Foamaccino
Designation: the LATTE ART & MILLENNIAL COFFEE cillimorphs
Group: GROWER
Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER & PLANET BRRR
Size: SMALL
Interesting Facts: Whether its desert dunes or deep snowbanks, Lattart stays cozy deep under the surface, blooming in temperature extremes to socialize. Foamaccino’s coiled-flower body is like a hot tub, allowing it to lounge in its own froth because it’s an absolute degenerate. It glides around with effervescent energy by spinning, basically a lazy air hockey puck.
Carmpact & Portcarlis
Designation: the COMPACTED TRASH & FORTRESS cillimorphs
Group: TECHNO
Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK
Size: SMALL & LARGE
Interesting Facts: Carmpact likes to stack with its own into large prisms, vying for exterior spots so they compete in the extreme sport of rust development. Portcarlis prefers not to move since it has to use its whole weight to waddle back and forth, which disturbs the peace and knocks some of the peace off the shelf.
Murkt & Eelobber
Designation: the WOLF FISH cillimorphs
Group: FISHY
Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & PLANET SPLISHY
Size: SMALL & MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: Slimy saliva pools in Murkt’s big cheeks; eventually you can find an undersea pond of gooier spit they positively wallow in. They’re also pretty good above-ground waddlers, getting much more adept as Eelobbers that glide along on a trail of their own slobber-falls.
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