Confabulo: Throw a Monkey Wrench (Finale)

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Spin the Room

Awash in dream, Aloysius thought he smelled blood. His semiconscious form was tilting back and forth rhythmically, leading to just one addled conclusion. He was on a raft in an ocean of blood. The logic met the approval of his dreaming mind. What an appropriate nightmare for all the recent goings-on. The nicest part of his lizard brain had manufactured bucket after bucket of blood for all the Dustrious that didn’t have any.

Soon he would drown in it, just as they hoped, for the sin of grabbing the sun and putting it in a diamond to keep, suffering nothing worse than a blistered palm. Well on his way to making sense of the tranquil horror, it was interrupted by a falling flake that struck his dozing cheek. Continue reading

Dethtoo & Allthieves

Dethtoo & Allthieves

Designation: the BLACK SPOT & BLACK HOLE cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY & OUTER SPACE

Size: SMALL & LARGE

Consumers, that’s what they are. Are they stealing or are they eating? Nobody knows, but they’re not picky. They grab everything in sight and shovel it away to an unknown place to keep all to themselves. On Splishy they keep to deep water and sands so they never run out of stuff to claim.

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Bucktech & Rabbitronic

Bucktech & Rabbitronic

Designation: the ANIMATRONIC cillimorphs

Group: TECHNO

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET URBANIAK

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Okay look, these are friendly little bunnyish rabbit-morphs, got it? They’re definitely not techno robo-guys who are really sensitive about not being bunnies. So say hi, pet them, and no that wasn’t static shocking you, it was woodland critter magic.

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Zippet & Gondolable

Zippet & Gondolable

Designation: the BACKPACK, ZIP LINE, & SKY GONDOLA cillimorphs

Group: TECHNO

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO

Size: SMALL & LARGE

Interesting Facts: Zippet can be worn and used to store things, but if you put snacks in it they might disappear. Gondolable’s body technically includes the posts supporting its cable, but they’re usually so far away you don’t see them.

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Amptove & Orchmudge

Amptove & Orchmudge

Designation: the CAMPING STOVE & SMUDGE POT cillimorphs

Group: TECHNO

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: They like to spend their time keeping trees warm in the winter. The adult grows fiery fruit that it leaves lying around to warm people, morphs, and plants when it’s not there. Miraculously, they don’t spread and you can even eat them, very spicy though.

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Prinklegnash & Drenchfoot

Prinklegnash & Drenchfoot

Designation: the SPRINKLER cillimorphs

Group: TECHNO

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These two aggressively water all surrounding flora, like they’re mad at it or something. The juvenile’s pumps out so much it can fly. Don’t ask them to look at you or you’ll get a face full.

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Gamba, Arengee, & Laddylu

Gamba, Arengee, & Laddylu

Designation: the GAMBLING, RNGESUS, & LADY LUCK cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER, PLANET URBANIAK, & CYBERSPACE

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Gamba loves to place wagers on everything, tracking the results online. They always lose, so it’s good they don’t have any actual money. The adult males use their connectivity to generate an endless font of water and, for some reason, bread and fish related cillimorphs. The female instead produces coins taken from the physical world and online, usually nabbed from morphs like Toldgooth and Overhoarder.

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