Ribblenip & Levelspir

Ribblenip & Levelspir

Designation: the FISHING MINI-GAME & SPIRIT LEVEL cillimorphs

Group: FISHY

Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY & CYBERSPACE

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: The juvenile may look like it’s nibbling at a fishing lure and making ripples, but that’s actually a sensory organ present online used to echolocate in the 2D games they like to inhabit. The adults upgrade it to a spirit level with a little fake fish inside they can use to judge which layer of a video game background they’re currently swimming in.

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Itemolly & Mollymockite

Itemolly & Mollymockite

Designation: the AMMOLITE, POCKET HOME TOY, & MOUNTAIN VILLA cillimorphs

Group: SPINELESS

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & OUTER SPACE

Size: SMALL & LARGE

Interesting Facts: An iridescent shell is but an exterior waste product of the development going on inside. When it matures and opens up you’ll find an entire house populated by semi-independent flesh nodules that party all the time. Their lives are enviable.

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Snakewaist: Species Invader (part two)

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Logistics

With the mathematical minds of the gigagoyles on their side, they were spared the most difficult calculations of roster and rendezvous. That isn’t to say things went smoothly and without argument, there was in fact no greater concentration of interpersonal discord in the history of life on Earth than occurred between those tens of gigagoyles in the days immediately preceding departure, it just happened in channels of infinitely high bandwidth and thus took only microseconds for each barb to be thrown and countered.

In the strictest terms, acquiring their army should have been child’s play. Gigagoyles had unfettered access to most ferrier software, as they were always intended to be compatible. Plenty of couchgrousers were without pilots who might disconnect their machines from networks when not in use. Any of Onthinice’s recruits could zap to a machine they detected, insert themselves as a pilot program, and be just as effective as a flesh and glitter-blood pilot. Continue reading

Snakewaist: Species Invader (part one)

Chaxium and her formerly human partner Ladyspiller are modern fairies, fighting the good fight against human encroachment, and this time fighting the fairy who goes too far, Chaxium’s ex Clove!  In fey warfare there is only one reliable tool, the living magical machines they can pilot, called ferriers.  Clove’s latest scheme seeks to harness a new breed of them, turn their noble nature to instinctive violence aimed squarely at mankind in this, the fifth Snakewaist novella.  You can find the beginning of the series here.

Snakewaist

Species Invader

by

Blaine Arcade

Underground Networking

Teaching the rules of a board game to a new player is always a taxing process, rewriting their entire world view on a smaller scale, and it becomes infinitely more difficult when new people keep wandering in, staring curiously until they ask to participate, and the unfinished teach must start all over again… and again… and again!?

“So everybody gets two pieces on the board and an understudy in their wings. What, you too? No, sure. We can modify it to accommodate- one, two, three, seven… seventeen players. So, you get two pieces on the board-” Blizzardime the diminutive, the genderless, struggled to explain.

“Is that a-“

“Incredibly fun board game?” they finished. “Yes it is.” Continue reading

Tropichi & Pengamous

Tropichi & Pengamous

Designation: the TROPICAL PENGUIN & GAY PENGUIN cillimorphs

Group: BIRDISH

Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Tropichi loves beaches, warm waters, and fledgling romance. It is said that one of their feathers landing on your skin will make the nearest person develop a crush on you. When it matures it settles down in colder waters, usually with a partner of the same sex.

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Lood & Yarbow

Lood & Yarbow

Designation: the LOOSE THREAD & YARN BALL cillimorphs

Group: SPINELESS

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK & PLANET BRRR

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Lood and Yarbow come out of the woodwork when they sense someone is cold. The juvenile can’t do much except wrap around your forearm, and the sentiment definitely doesn’t count. The adult on the other hand can spin you a sweater in under a minute.

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Ishinice & Wungaweigh

Ishinice & Wungaweigh

Designation: the ICE FISHING & ONE THAT GOT AWAY cillimorphs

Group: FISHY

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET BRRR

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These dumdums are always getting their heads stuck in holes in the ice, too eager to see what’s going on surface-wise. There’s a longstanding debate about which morph gets its head stuck in terrain the best, Wungaweigh or Loamleroy. Oh and Wungaweigh will totally sink your boat, so don’t go near it.

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Poapy & Walkaghan

Poapy & Walkaghan

Designation: the BAR SOAP, WET DOG, AFGHAN HOUND, & AQUATHERAPY cillimorphs

Group: MAMMALISH

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Poapy uses its slick soapy body to slide down sheer rock faces. On maturation it becomes a gelled mass of watery cuffs to keep it permanently clean and help it build muscle. Sometimes little fishy morphs get in there.

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Candip & Fundipown

Candip & Fundipown

Designation: the UNKNOWN cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK & CYBERSPACE

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Strange morphs these guys, lurking in the walls of sweets factories and grocers. At night they sneak out to lick the machines and walls. If caught they escape to cyberspace where they instead feed on computer-generated images of candy that exaggerate the real-life luster unsettlingly.

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Photoes & Jalovelop

Photoes & Jalovelop

Designation: the PHOTO SAFARI & AMPHIBIOUS VEHICLE cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER & CYBERSPACE

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: After assembling themselves from doodads dropped by tourists and campers, Photoes and Jalovelop roam around taking photos of everything, cradling their favorites as long as they can, and uploading the rest to discard them, annoying the entire web in the process.

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