Pinberg & Mastodontist
Designation: the ODOBENOCETOPS & ELEPHANT SEAL cillimorphs
Group: MAMMALISH
Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET SPLISHY
Size: MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: Pinberg augments its bigger tusk with an icy sheath; it leaps out of the water in an arc to show off both of them. Mastodontist exchanges the sheath for an ice cube hammer on its trunk, which it uses to strike its tusks like bells and make music. It’s alright, not really my scene. I’m more of a ska guy.
Millistone & Millidozer
Designation: the MILLSTONE & ROLLER cillimorphs
Group: SEGMENTED
Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET BOLDERO
Size: SMALL & MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: These dudes use their goofy funnel mouths to mix spit and grit and make means of transportation, mostly wheels and rollers. You’ll want to hang out with them when they’ve got rocks stuck in their mouths, because when they don’t they’re always trumpeting stupid little jingles that get stuck in your head.
Doughen & Pumpermew
Designation: the DOUGH & INBREAD CAT cillimorphs
Group: MAMMALISH
Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK
Size: SMALL
Interesting Facts: Doughen is very difficult to hold; they always slip out of your grip. They make great pets for children, and when the kids get bored Doughen can mature and bake itself at the same time, becoming the better adult pet of Pumpermew, with a crustier personality and always smelling of fresh sourdough. Smelling them makes you want soup. It’s probably why they’re always licking themselves.
Geovum & Clusterukh
Designation: the GEODE & RUKH cillimorphs
Group: BIRDISH
Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER & PLANET BOLDERO
Size: MEDIUM & LARGE
Interesting Facts: Geovum is only partly hatched out of its stony egg, and it’s in no hurry, because the interior of its shell is filled with glittering amethyst. Now, there’s no light inside the egg either, but it can still see the crystals, thanks to all the background silliness that takes care of any and all plot holes to do with cillimorphs. They’re just silly little guys, what do they need reason for?
Oh and Clusterukh is pretty big and pretty rigid. It makes flying in caverns difficult… for the cavern walls.
Whiskero & Lizbeard
Designation: the EMEI MUSTACHE TOAD & BEARDED DRAGON cillimorphs
Group: REPTOPHIBIAN
Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET SCORCHER
Size: SMALL & MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: These silly guys are covered in spines. Whiskero is well aware of this fact, but always tries to jump into your lap anyway, the little scamp. Lizbeard can take spines off its own beard and insert them into suction cups on its toes and tail to make them sharper. Also they leave them wherever they think somebody is about to sit down, the moderately large scamps.
Tadpod & Toaderation
Designation: the TADPOLE FIGHTER & SOLAR SAIL SURINAM TOAD cillimorphs
Group: REPTOPHIBIAN
Native Biomes: OUTER SPACE
Size: MEDIUM & LARGE
Interesting Facts: Space cillimorphs can swim in it even though it’s just a vacuum, thanks to their silliness. Tadpod uses its bubble blasters to clear out any threats to its parent Toaderation before settling into a cell on its back to sleep. Toaderation is the largest of all cillimorphs, so big its children can use its back as a hotel. Solar sail flippers turn starlight into a free continental breakfast.
Pummelbell & Champain
Designation: the BOX JELLYFISH & DEEPSTARIA ENIGMATICA cillimorphs
Group: COLONIAL
Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY
Size: SMALL
Interesting Facts: Pummelbells have metallic weights in their bells, which often clang when they swarm and run into each other. For some reason they don’t think it’s as annoying as everybody else does. Champain has three heads, and can control them independently, but three heads does not mean three brains, and two of them are definitely just for punching.
Guzzjar & Swauldron
Designation: the NIGHTJAR cillimorphs
Group: BIRDISH
Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY
Size: SMALL
Interesting Facts: Guzzjar is constantly gargling all the guzz it generates. What is guzz? I don’t have enough of an iron stomach to describe it in detail. You wouldn’t want it on a sandwich, I’ll tell you that. Swauldron has way more guzz, and it sloshes and spills as it flies.
Flicflam & Wheeleo
Designation: the FLICFLAC SPIDER & GOLDEN WHEEL SPIDER cillimorphs
Group: SEGMENTED
Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER
Size: SMALL
Interesting Facts: Flicflam flips itself across hot sand dunes like a coin, except it always lands on heads. This helps keep its feet cool. The darker side tends to be upright at night. Wheeleo rolls around in a wheel of fire, disguising its spiderish body as a ferocious lion face, hoping we’re all such dumdums we won’t know there isn’t a lion body anywhere in the vicinity.
Corbor & Frozempole
Designation: the ICE CORE & TOTEM POLE cillimorphs
Group: COLONIAL
Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR
Size: SMALL & MEDIUM
Interesting Facts: Corbor delves deep into ice shelves to see what it can find, mostly horrors that lead to its lower faces becoming angrier and more cynical. The top ones are more fun to hang with. Once it matures into Frozempole the sections gain some independence, but they always come back together when they’re done screwing around.
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