Twitch Stream Story: Thieving Tom Puts it Back

Author’s Note:  This flash fiction story was written based on a prompt provided by Justintoonz during a livestream.  I hereby transfer all story rights to them, with the caveat that it remain posted on this blog.  If you would like your own story, stop by twitch.tv/blainearcade during one of my streams and I’ll write it for you live!

Prompt: “A thief finds a mask containing a snarky evil spirit inside.”

Thieving Tom Puts it Back

The book he’d stolen didn’t just contain many magic spells; it also helpfully told him about various artifacts worth stealing. He wasn’t even a thief until he’d found the book and been turned down as a customer. Really, why even shelve the thing if you weren’t going to sell it, Mr. decrepit old hermit in your very brown store that was more dust and earwigs than merchandise?

Ah, he realized in sinking despair, stolen mask in his lap, blood clot of consequences now freewheeling through his morale, because the book wanted to be stolen. It took itself out of storage. Same as this mask that won’t shut up. They all want to be active again. That’s what magic is: eager chaos. Continue reading

Thermuff & Gillfrill

Thermuff & Gillfrill

Designation: the FURRY TROUT cillimorphs

Group: FISHY

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Thermuff’s stripe and tail bulb measure temperature, so it can double check to make sure it’s as cold as it feels, which doesn’t seem helpful. Gillfrill’s fluffy gills trap warm air and leave bubble trails.

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Reeple & Tictuttle

Reeple & Tictuttle

Designation: the GRIM REAPER & DEATHWATCH BEETLE cillimorphs

Group: SEGMENTED

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Reeple has six legs, but it usually stands on the tips of its wing case, looking like a menacing little creeper. It crawls inside walls, staring through any holes. Tictuttle is much less subtle, using the clock pattern on its wing case and its rotating hand-shaped antennae to warn you that you’re running out of time. Time for what? They never say… because cillimorphs can’t talk.

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Quicsip, Letter flow, & Waddlepond

Quicsip, Letterflow, & Waddlepond

Designation: the HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER, FOUNTAIN, and BIRDBATH cillimorphs

Group: GROWER

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET URBANIAK

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Quicsip hangs in trees, generating a sweet fluid that birdish cillimorphs like to sip at. If it matures on planet Urbaniak it becomes a Letterflow, which enjoys being the center of attention, wandering away whenever people get annoyed at the sticky residue it leaves everywhere.

If Quicsip matures on planet Woodzy it becomes Waddlepond, which prefers more serene surroundings and only leaves if you bother it.

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Sandime & Sandolla

Sandime & Sandolla

Designation: the COIN & SAND DOLLAR cillimorphs

Group: SPINELESS

Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY & PLANET URBANIAK

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Sandime buries itself in the sand, but leaves its metallic eye exposed so it can stare into the sun, you know, for fun. If you go barefoot on the beach and step on one you’ll burn your feet, and worse, they won’t apologize. They also like to replace manhole covers; nobody knows what happens to the originals.

Sandolla is more lighthearted; it likes being used as a surfboard and being held like a giant novelty check.

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Challenging Cock (finale)

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(estimated reading time: 55 minutes)

Tame the Cock

The Wicky Sticket heard many bad ideas over the course of those two days, concentrated in the empty ballast tank where the challengers made camp, guarded at most hours by some of the collaborating eggties.

Suggestions swirled about the tiny table quickly cobbled together from scrap wood. The representatives of the Death-or-Glory gang suggested they kill Zamshy by dropping directly onto him knives in hand, hoping that one went deep enough into the neck. There wasn’t much confidence in the idea, as they recalled dragon slaying being a rather rare skill, and Zamshy was at least half dragon. His serpentine flailing could buck them all off before they’d found a good spot to stab. Too many variables, the Wayfarer and Vesperos agreed. Continue reading

Pinberg & Mastodontist

Pinberg & Mastodontist

Designation: the ODOBENOCETOPS & ELEPHANT SEAL cillimorphs

Group: MAMMALISH

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Pinberg augments its bigger tusk with an icy sheath; it leaps out of the water in an arc to show off both of them. Mastodontist exchanges the sheath for an ice cube hammer on its trunk, which it uses to strike its tusks like bells and make music. It’s alright, not really my scene. I’m more of a ska guy.

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Millistone & Millidozer

Millistone & Millidozer

Designation: the MILLSTONE & ROLLER cillimorphs

Group: SEGMENTED

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET BOLDERO

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These dudes use their goofy funnel mouths to mix spit and grit and make means of transportation, mostly wheels and rollers. You’ll want to hang out with them when they’ve got rocks stuck in their mouths, because when they don’t they’re always trumpeting stupid little jingles that get stuck in your head.

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Challenging Cock (part three)

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(estimated reading time: 52 minutes)

Study the Cock

“They call it the Dreamtime, far more south than I’ve ever coasted,” the Wayfarer said, guiding Vesperos through the quietest alleys of a worker’s district. It was just the pair of them, and a little distance from the boisterous toads was something of a relief. Not that the bee didn’t like them, or feared their insectivorous nature, it was just that his cell back in the hive had been such a perfect sort of peace, not silent, alive with the hum of all the other bees and wasps, but free of conflict. It had been the sound of harmony, of vibrating on the same wavelength as the planet. A symptom perhaps, to enjoy such a thing this far into his divine degradation, but no matter. It was closer to Psyche.

“Dreamtime,” he repeated, only to keep the Wayfarer talking. The sanded grain of the rat’s affable voice was almost as good as the hum, and he hardly seemed aware he was a font of incredibly varied knowledge. ‘Coasting’ as he described it had taken him from Constantinople to near the summit of the world, but never far inland. Continue reading