Idewinder & Widewinder

Idewinder & Widewinder

Designation: the CURSIVE SIDEWINDER cillimorphs

Group: REPTOPHIBIAN

Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Idewinders use their bodies to spell out messages, traveling upright and sideways so they’re easier to read. This must be for humans, as cillimorphs are illiterate, not to mention their generally poor tastes in entertainment. Some letters require separated pieces, which is why they can polarize their silliness fields to repel certain scales and draw them back in. When it matures it gets longer, lengthening its messages without making them any more intelligent/intelligible.

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Ememeow & Emendary

Ememeow & Emendary

Designation: the MMO PET & MMO MOUNT cillimorphs

Group: MAMMALISH

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & CYBERSPACE

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Found frolicking flashily in fantasy online games, Ememeow has a bad habit of cozying up inside your inventory, pushing out your other items to take a nap. Emendary prefers to retire offline and sleep in caves and treetops. In dead zones they lose access to game accounts and are downgraded from legendary to default skins.

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Twitch Stream Story Redux #14: Last Spot in the Bouquet

These stories were written live on stream based on prompts provided by the viewers. They have been edited, with this second more in-depth edit occurring much later, but not meaningfully rewritten or expanded so as to preserve the spirit of the exercise. Sadly, the prompts themselves were not recorded until many stories in.  Sometimes the prompts were silly challenges, or quirky thoughts, or dark ideas, or utter nonsense.  I did my best each time.

If you enjoy this, please check out the other activities from the stream. If you would like something longer and much more thoroughly planned, simply investigate my more traditional work at the top of the page.

Last Spot in the Bouquet

prompt provided by swetankarmy

The cruise liner Seraphina had sunk more than a year ago. Its bow stuck out of the slimy sand at the bottom of the ocean like the jagged lid of a can pried open. Her contents had spilled out, settling into a swath next to her. Bacteria had come. Worms had come. Now the eels were enjoying their day in the accidental reef.

They came by the hundreds to hide and sleep in its shadows, but Seraphina provided them so much more. The eels hadn’t realized what living in the nearly lightless depths had done to their minds, with nothing to focus on, or to cherish, as it all simply drifted until it was buried. Now, here was something prolonged in burial and lively in construction. Eel minds experienced attention, new things to see beyond a dim horizon of marine snow. Continue reading

Luusguus & Platytuud

Luusguus & Platytuud

Designation: the PSEUDOCRYPTOMORPH cillimorphs

Group: BIRDISH

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: N/A & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These ones, yeesh. Where do you even start? The juvenile’s silliness field obscures all efforts to record its complete appearance. As if that’s not bad enough, the mature form looks like a giant platypus, making you think it’s actually mammalish, because despite the bill the platypus is a mammal. But no. This is actually a birdish cillimorph, like it’s trying to double fake you out. Anyway they mostly wander around acting way stupider than their weird cryptomorph-like life cycle suggests. Just ignore them.

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Lambud & Alpspaca

Lambud&Alpspaca

Lambud & Alpspaca

Designation: the LAMB’S EAR cillimorphs

Group: GROWER

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These icy environment growers are extremely fluffy. Lambud’s giant leaves are perfect for rolling equally giant snowballs and hucking them, after which they retract into the ground to avoid responsibility. Alpspaca instead spits icicles, and doesn’t hide it.

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Lemmygo & Rustyblow

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Lemmygo & Rustyblow

Designation: the MAGNET FISHING & RUSTY PUFFER cillimorphs

Group: FISHY

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These urban fishies exclusively inhabit concrete waterways, storm canals, and dumping lakes, using their mouth magnets to hold onto the tastiest pieces of rust. They come in several bright colors which are maintained when they mature into Rustyblow, which inhales water filled with rust flakes to process them into the spines on its skin.

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Gingernut & Grandthingy

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Gingernut & Grandthingy

Designation: the GINGERBREAD MAN & GINGERBREAD CLOCK TOWER cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET WOODZY

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Sometimes colonial cillimorphs have truly whimsical forms, since they can make anything out of their own bodies interlocking with raw materials. Gingernut’s gingerbread shell contains multitudes of madness that whizzes and bangs out into the open if it lifts its hollow cap. Grandthingy is so large it gets mistaken for trees and houses, and you can actually walk into the structures on the exterior of its legs, but be ready to be thoroughly jostled if it starts walking.

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Humprick & Basecamel

Humprick & Basecamel

Designation: the CAMEL CRICKET cillimorphs

Group: SEGMENTED

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK & PLANET SCORCHER

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: People don’t really like Humpricks showing up out of nowhere and hanging out in their basements, but sometimes its worth it to keep them around, because when they mature into Basecamels they become reliable beasts of burden with bodies so squishy they look more like mammalish morphs than segmented ones.

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Compuff & Aukshift

Compuff&Aukshift

Compuff & Aukshift

Designation: the COMET PUFFIN & RED SHIFT AUK cillimorphs

Group: BIRDISH

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & OUTER SPACE

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: In the Cilli system, between its six planets, there are plenty of comets streaking around brazenly, and a lot of these ice balls are secretly riddled with hollows where cillimorphs melt the water and make swimming pools. Compuff and Aukshift are the quintessential comet splashers.

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All it Took was a Swimming Pool Full of Cappuccino

This story takes place in our cillimorphs universe, the team of monster buddies and the broad strokes customized by palaver89 over on our interactive fiction writing Twitch stream.  Head on over there and give it a follow if you want a team and a story of your very own!

All it Took was a Swimming Pool Full of Cappuccino

by

Blaine arcade

palaver'steam

Some writers will say that the greatest talents are the most persnickety. Talent’s exponential increase is matched by how trivial an offense can derail an entire work day. If it’s just pulp you’re pumping out, you’re fine to tap paragraph after paragraph into your smudged smartwatch screen with a barbecue sauce coated finger halfway through the longest roller coaster on the hottest day on the planet Scorcher. Continue reading