Twitch Stream Stories Redux #11: Oil Drips from a Shell

These stories were written live on stream based on prompts provided by the viewers. They have been edited, with this second more in-depth edit occurring much later, but not meaningfully rewritten or expanded so as to preserve the spirit of the exercise. Sadly, the prompts themselves were not recorded until many stories in.  Sometimes the prompts were silly challenges, or quirky thoughts, or dark ideas, or utter nonsense.  I did my best each time.

If you enjoy this, please check out the other activities from the stream. If you would like something longer and much more thoroughly planned, simply investigate my more traditional work at the top of the page.

Oil Drips from a Shell

prompt provided by dark_lord3

Ding-in-ding! the tiny bell over the gas station door chimed. Sammy strolled in, confident in his ability to immediately sniff out any bags of Caliente Corners in the place. Corners was, in his opinion, the finest mass-produced brand of jalapeno cheese chips in their arid region. He sighed at the sight of the place; he wouldn’t be needing his skills after all.

There were plenty of shelves, but there was a snack shortage. Candy was in decent supply, as well as chips, jerky, gum, and plenty of miniature tubes of emergency toothpaste, but sometimes it was a single package of each brand. His eyes, trained to spot the right color of crinkly plastic, immediately singled out the sole remaining bag of sour cream Caliente Corners. Its green edge poked through the bottom of a shelf and hung there, like a person dangling from a tree branch. Continue reading

Twitch Stream Stories Redux #10: A Hardy Cheese Arrives in America

These stories were written live on stream based on prompts provided by the viewers. They have been edited, with this second more in-depth edit occurring much later, but not meaningfully rewritten or expanded so as to preserve the spirit of the exercise. Sadly, the prompts themselves were not recorded until many stories in.  Sometimes the prompts were silly challenges, or quirky thoughts, or dark ideas, or utter nonsense.  I did my best each time.

If you enjoy this, please check out the other activities from the stream. If you would like something longer and much more thoroughly planned, simply investigate my more traditional work at the top of the page.

A Hardy Cheese Arrives in America

prompt provided by WolfChkin

The package arrived in the Sandwich District of Pastapolis with little fanfare, the bulk of which was three serving trays over, on Reuben Street. A local pride parade was in full swing. Sugar confetti rained down on the tray from apartment windows. Bacon flags in an assortment of colors flew from baguette floats, topped with the local dancing spread.

 Everyone came out to celebrate their bread, lettuce, and cheese together. The LGBLT organization had arranged the whole thing and now flanked the floats, passing out garnishes. A barbecue chicken singer flung melodies and flecks of sauce the crowd’s way, giving shout-outs to all the finger sandwiches, beefcakes on weck, and Italian subs out there. Continue reading

What’s This!? Enemies of Silliness!?

BrassTacksBuildingCompany

Oh man, these guys again? That’s the Brass Tacks Building Company. The cillikeeper life is really not about money, and that cheeses them off. Most people who are still obsessed with the stuff wind up working for this interplanetary mega-corporation.

It’s hard to exploit cillimorphs thanks to their extreme goofery, but Brass Tacks found a way. They make all their money with low bids on construction projects, then build everything out of super flimsy and hollow cells and crates. To stabilize them, they capture and trick cillimorphs into stuffing themselves inside, size and mass being more of a suggestion to them. That makes the buildings way more stable, with cillimorph flesh being great at shock absorption.

Of course, when they fail to fill their units or the morphs escape, things come tumbling down and the Tacks blame everyone else. They claim they don’t shove morphs in their goods at all, and leave them to dark claustrophobic misery for years at a time, but everybody knows their pants are on fire. They also have the nerve to claim cillimorphs just put themselves in there on their own, which only happens a tiny portion of the time with the dumbest ones.

Steer clear of these corn nuts, if you know what’s good for you and your morphs. You’ll know them by their colors, brown and brass, with the higher ranks adding red and extra dumb tiers to their tack-hats. Their clownfaces and noses are usually pretty drab, with it all just being a facade to lure in earnest cillimorphs who just want to play.

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Widdlewaddle & Ornlitho

Widdlewaddle & Ornlitho

Designation: the ROCKHOPPER PENGUIN cillimorphs

Group: BIRDISH

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET BOLDERO

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Widdlewaddle’s carefully sculpted rock pants make its waddle extremely loud and destructive. It falls over a lot, then blames everyone else. Ornlitho is a powerful stomper, almost never letting go of its grip on its stomp-rocks. Its longest feathers grow down and conform to them to try and make you think they’re just part of the body. They’re not fooling anyone.

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Thawtisaw & Puppentanz

Thawtisaw & Puppentanz

Designation: the SHADOW & SHADOW PUPPET cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & PLANET URBANIAK

Size: N/A

Interesting Facts: Thawtisaw hides in the shadows of other cillimorphs, but can break away when frightened and make off with their silhouette. It can borrow a wide variety of shadows, but when it matures it will mature into the silhouette of its currently borrowed shadow’s adult form. If you look closely, you can see the tendrils Puppentanz uses to control a shadow, which they can march right into daylight much more effectively than their juvenile stage can.

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Hadroquack & Mallarballast

Hadroquack & Mallarballast

Designation: the HADROSAUR cillimorphs

Group: REPTOPHIBIAN

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Hadroquack looks very birdish, but its scaly skin and more reptilian maturation give away its true categorization. Mallarballast’s yellow nodules are extremely buoyant, making it ideal to ride across calm bodies of water.

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Lattart & Foamaccino

Lattart & Foamaccino

Designation: the LATTE ART & MILLENNIAL COFFEE cillimorphs

Group: GROWER

Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER & PLANET BRRR

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Whether its desert dunes or deep snowbanks, Lattart stays cozy deep under the surface, blooming in temperature extremes to socialize. Foamaccino’s coiled-flower body is like a hot tub, allowing it to lounge in its own froth because it’s an absolute degenerate. It glides around with effervescent energy by spinning, basically a lazy air hockey puck.

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Carmpact & Portcarlis

Carmpact & Portcarlis

Designation: the COMPACTED TRASH & FORTRESS cillimorphs

Group: TECHNO

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK

Size: SMALL & LARGE

Interesting Facts: Carmpact likes to stack with its own into large prisms, vying for exterior spots so they compete in the extreme sport of rust development. Portcarlis prefers not to move since it has to use its whole weight to waddle back and forth, which disturbs the peace and knocks some of the peace off the shelf.

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Murkt & Eelobber

Murkt & Eelobber

Designation: the WOLF FISH cillimorphs

Group: FISHY

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO & PLANET SPLISHY

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Slimy saliva pools in Murkt’s big cheeks; eventually you can find an undersea pond of gooier spit they positively wallow in. They’re also pretty good above-ground waddlers, getting much more adept as Eelobbers that glide along on a trail of their own slobber-falls.

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Duop & Powdew

Duop&Powdew

Duop & Powdew

Designation: the DEW & NITROGLYCERIN cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY, PLANET SPLISHY, PLANET URBANIAK, & PLANET SCORCHER

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: These cillimorphs come in two variants depending on their home planets. Duop gathers ambient moisture to construct its body, so in less hostile environments its like a peaceful morning dew drop. On harsher more polluted planets it concentrates volatile compounds and becomes explosive; this Powdew variant has an endless explosion roiling in its abdomen.

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