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Justice Backers: Secret Shuffle (Finale)

~ Blaine Arcade ~ 2 Comments

(reading time: 54 minutes)

The following is a record anonymously donated to the Justice Backers by a member of the Gamedreamy staff. Gamedreamy is an up and coming site where individuals livestream the playing of video games, board games, and card games. Though Secret Shuffle is banned on their service, one individual managed to complete a stream of four whole games. The individual in question goes by the name Swagglerock69, a handle he regularly uses to harass members of the Justice Backers and their community.

Each phase of the final game of the stream is reproduced here to help you understand the mindset of SS players and the consequences of the game itself. All card names have been redacted.

TRIGGER WARNING: The conversation taking place contains swearing as well as language that may be offensive to women and the LGBTQIA+ communities. Continue reading →

Justice Backers: Secret Shuffle (Part Three)

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(reading time: 46 minutes)

Salt Shaker’s Skin-Crawling Fan Fiction Corner

The move to the Bay has derailed much of our lives. Do. Not. Worry. All of the fan fiction is intact. Deckard and his goons might be able to stop us, maim us, kill us… but he cannot stop the power of socially awkward people intent on writing themselves into history as war heroes and legendary lovers.

I’d initially intended to introduce you to various authors in this series, but few of them can compare to Kharmie Buttercup. As long as she churns them out, we’ll be turning to her for all our needs. This week’s selection has a few interesting details, including a footnote (placed nowhere near the foot of the page) about Salt Shaker’s Fan Fiction Corner. It seems she’s spotted us. We’re no longer observers. Our presence in her habitat has made her hostile, so she’s incorporated our images and attacked them as a warning, puncturing the copies and filling them with venom. You do have to be careful when a fan writer feels threatened. Continue reading →

Justice Backers: Secret Shuffle (Part Two)

~ Blaine Arcade ~ 2 Comments

(reading time: 56 minutes)

Electric Eel Diary #29

(transcribed from video log)

Diary number twenty-nine without accidentally slipping on my own slime and killing myself during a mission. Good work everybody. Add another tally to the board. Eventually I will at least slip; it’s inevitable. I just hope that when I do I slide into a bad guy and knock him over so I can claim it was intentional.

I do have a big thing to talk about today. Most of you have probably seen Alpha Dog’s unboxing video, but I’m going to tell you about the parts that got edited out. I know he would rather I didn’t, but once I talked to everybody else about it I was sure I had to say something here. Continue reading →

Justice Backers: Secret Shuffle (Part One)

~ Blaine Arcade ~ 4 Comments

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(reading time: 49 minutes) (reading time for entire novella: 3 hours, 25 minutes)

Backer Update #51 (Game Over)

“With the inherent callousness of governments that try to care for more than seven billion people it is inevitable that some oil will need to slide between the pieces of the machine to keep us humane. The Justice Backers are that oil.” – Ember Joseph, The Daily Pills

Do you like that beautiful quote backers? That’s us they’re talking about. In The Daily Pills! The most read site among people who have a specific chair for reading. This is actually the first positive quote we’ve gotten from anyone on their staff since we started. That Donovan guy called us ‘vigilantes safeguarding only fetishized anonymity’. Their head politics reporter Miriam said I was ‘a jumping-off point for campaign questions and nothing more’. With how much the world talks about us it’s almost like I am something more. It’s almost like the name Alpha Dog means something to people who happen to not be me. Continue reading →