In the barn-city of Minimil, small creatures from all across the literary canon live as one people, from Lilliputians and Shakespearean fairies to myrmidons, homunculi, and Wonderlanders. Their lives are tenuous, valuable as they are as pieces in the proxy game of Little Wars, where conscripting countries can use them to spill thimbles of blood rather than buckets.
A decade into the Little Wars era, the largest convention ever is about to occur on Lilliput. Among the arriving ships is the candle boat Wicky Sticket out of Minimil, carrying a secret cargo of agents sent to interfere with the Hidden Body, an ethereal nation of traitors making big moves in the littlest and most deadly game. And behind it all the ancient slumberers toss and turn.
This is the middle of The Challenge Obscene, the second novella trilogy of the Challenging universe. It’s best to start with the first, which can be found here: The Challenging Handful, The Left Challenging Handful, and Challenging Applause. The first part of this trilogy is Challenging Cock.
(estimated reading time: 30 minutes)
The Challenge Obscene
Challenging Ass
by
Blaine Arcade
Bear the Ass
Your fate is determined not by deck underfoot, but waters beneath it.
When a stranger is met at the chessboard, analyze their first move: how they greet you.
Beware the world’s largest candle boat, which is Charon’s ferry for half its passengers.
-Noozy Cornerlore
Frustrated at her own inflexibility, the Lilliputian woman who had just signed her name ripped it out of her custom-made elongated typewriter and crumpled it into a ball, tossing it over her shoulder into a similar pile, a pile casually chewed and ruminated upon by a group of milling donkeys she was supposed to watch over more attentively. The animals were interested because the long strips of paper still smelled like the mild cookies they were stored near: the only stock she had access to at that point. Her new employer, the newspaper called Minimil Minutes, would grant her supplies more in line with her position as a journalist, but only after she’d completed and turned in her first big story to an approving editor. Continue reading →
Blaine Arcade 