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Geovum & Clusterukh

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Geovum&Clusterukh

Geovum & Clusterukh

Designation: the GEODE & RUKH cillimorphs

Group: BIRDISH

Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER & PLANET BOLDERO

Size: MEDIUM & LARGE

Interesting Facts: Geovum is only partly hatched out of its stony egg, and it’s in no hurry, because the interior of its shell is filled with glittering amethyst. Now, there’s no light inside the egg either, but it can still see the crystals, thanks to all the background silliness that takes care of any and all plot holes to do with cillimorphs. They’re just silly little guys, what do they need reason for?

Oh and Clusterukh is pretty big and pretty rigid. It makes flying in caverns difficult… for the cavern walls.

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Whiskero & Lizbeard

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Whiskero & Lizbeard

Designation: the EMEI MUSTACHE TOAD & BEARDED DRAGON cillimorphs

Group: REPTOPHIBIAN

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET SCORCHER

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: These silly guys are covered in spines. Whiskero is well aware of this fact, but always tries to jump into your lap anyway, the little scamp. Lizbeard can take spines off its own beard and insert them into suction cups on its toes and tail to make them sharper. Also they leave them wherever they think somebody is about to sit down, the moderately large scamps.

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Tadpod & Toaderation

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Tadpod & Toaderation

Designation: the TADPOLE FIGHTER & SOLAR SAIL SURINAM TOAD cillimorphs

Group: REPTOPHIBIAN

Native Biomes: OUTER SPACE

Size: MEDIUM & LARGE

Interesting Facts: Space cillimorphs can swim in it even though it’s just a vacuum, thanks to their silliness. Tadpod uses its bubble blasters to clear out any threats to its parent Toaderation before settling into a cell on its back to sleep. Toaderation is the largest of all cillimorphs, so big its children can use its back as a hotel. Solar sail flippers turn starlight into a free continental breakfast.

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Guzzjar & Swauldron

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Guzzjar & Swauldron

Designation: the NIGHTJAR cillimorphs

Group: BIRDISH

Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Guzzjar is constantly gargling all the guzz it generates. What is guzz? I don’t have enough of an iron stomach to describe it in detail. You wouldn’t want it on a sandwich, I’ll tell you that. Swauldron has way more guzz, and it sloshes and spills as it flies.

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Flicflam & Wheeleo

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Flicflam & Wheeleo

Designation: the FLICFLAC SPIDER & GOLDEN WHEEL SPIDER cillimorphs

Group: SEGMENTED

Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: Flicflam flips itself across hot sand dunes like a coin, except it always lands on heads. This helps keep its feet cool. The darker side tends to be upright at night. Wheeleo rolls around in a wheel of fire, disguising its spiderish body as a ferocious lion face, hoping we’re all such dumdums we won’t know there isn’t a lion body anywhere in the vicinity.

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Corbor & Frozempole

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Corbor & Frozempole

Designation: the ICE CORE & TOTEM POLE cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Corbor delves deep into ice shelves to see what it can find, mostly horrors that lead to its lower faces becoming angrier and more cynical. The top ones are more fun to hang with. Once it matures into Frozempole the sections gain some independence, but they always come back together when they’re done screwing around.

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Germalite & Bloomcast

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Germalite & Bloomcast

Designation: the SPACE SEED & SATELLITE DISH cillimorphs

Group: GROWER

Native Biomes: OUTER SPACE & PLANET WOODZY

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Germalite hangs out in space, turning solar radiation into rocket fuel and food for the plasma sprouts it grows on its ring. When it’s ready to mature it descends to the wooded planet and gains a much more couch potato-y form. Bloomcast uses its flower to send messages deep into space, telling Germalites about good places to bum around for the rest of their lives.

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Giftysit & Rulover

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Giftysit & Rulover

Designation: the GIF TZU & WRAPPING PAPER cillimorphs

Group: MAMMALISH

Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAC

Size: SMALL

Interesting Facts: An ornamental breed that loves the suburbs, Giftysit sometimes appears in piles of presents during the holidays, and there’s no way of knowing if people actually got you one, because they always take the credit anyway. Rulover enjoys rolling around in shredded paper, and sometimes its coat will change to match. Always brush a Rulover; you never know how long a shred of the holidays has been stuck under their topcoat.

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Snite & Sgnarly

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Snite & Sgnarly

Designation: SNOTTITE cillimorphs

Group: COLONIAL

Native Biomes: PLANET BOLDERO

Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

Interesting Facts: Remember I said some cillimorphs were slimy and gooey? Yeah, this is them (also others). These nasty boogers live in caves, slurping around on the ceiling and hanging down way too brazenly. Snite focuses its vision through the clearest gemstones it can find, and searches out the best stalactite tips to make the best smile it can. Sgnarly stops caring about smiling, because it’s got buff crystal arms, and you don’t need a smile when you’re ROCK HARD.

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